Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Cars for Papas


DaddyTypes is blogging about cars that are suitable for Papas, going a little beyond Consumer Reports, giving the lowdown about features like whether or not you can wash crayon marks off the seats.

Brother #2 passed along a helpful car review from Cousin #2 (not that he's the second cousin, or even a second cousin, but he's got the same name as Brother #2, so he must be Cousin #2). This car seems perfect for Papas:

  • Gets you to the hospital on time for delivery.
  • It's got a lot of pickup and a cigarette lighter.
  • It's a hybrid--half internal combustion, half jet engine.
  • No seats for crayons to mark on.
  • Like a baby, this baby screams.
  • Has a high macho factor for those Papas who need that, allowing you to say things like
  • "Let's light this candle."
  • "Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?"
  • "Go ahead. Tailgate me."

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