Sunday, September 04, 2005

George Washington Bathed Here

And that's really more than I need to know. Please, no pictures or, more likely, I suppose, artist's rendering.

Fortunately, the bathing facilities have been improved on somewhat since he took out his wooden teeth and lay down in what appears to be a shallow, watery grave.

And, at a crisp 73.4 degrees Farenheit, he wasn't bathing here for the comforting warmth. (He probably took his teeth out to keep them from cracking and shooting splinters into his mouth when the started to chatter uncontrollably.)

Perhaps this is where Bogie's lines come from, "I came for the [warm] waters...I was misinformed."

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