Busted!

Now, word geeks like me can use phrases like

• Do you know how many typos per hour you were doing?
• You know that you've got a modifier dangling from your bumper?
• I'm taking you in for DUI (t): drafting unintelligible text.

And, as we do, we can reconfirm our geekiness.

It's not just hats, they've got all kinds of Grammar Police swag.