Vespaway complains that they're always the last to know, but that's just not true.
We are.
Not only is this a pretty (red!) shiny thing, but it's pretty cool too. You can piss off drivers who are lumbering slowly nowhere in their grotesque SUVs--groteSUVs?--as you buzz by them, slipping neatly between lanes of stalled traffic. But it's not all about ticking off others . . . they actually perform a useful function--getting you from point A to point B without having to cart around 4,000 pounds of useless, ornamental sheet metal in the shape of a truck, save fuel, and look great.
Which makes you look smart and stylish, which means nobody will care how big your, uh, truck is.
Friday, April 14, 2006
Look, shiny things
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