Friday, October 05, 2007

So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen

  • After our century tomorrow, we'll be headed up to Grammy's dairy farm in Vermont (Mama's Grammy, 3B's Great Grammy) for a week, where cookies and pies are always at hand, but where we're out of reach of cell phones and the innernets. I know, me without the innernet for a week. It'll be like Nixon in China. Except without the paranoid megalomaniac part. But also without the noodles. Oh, but there will be Grammy's cookies. Mmm. Cookies. Plus walks in the woods for Barky and naps on the couch for Papa. Mmm. Naps.
  • Hey, you know what's really good to do right before a long bike ride? Jam your thumb playing softball. That's a harmless injury for a bike rider, right? I mean, what do you do with your hands when you ride your bike, except rest the weight of your upper body on them over every bump for 100 miles? You think we should pack the ibuprofen? On the upside, we won the softball game--we try to win one a season--and I made a coupla' good plays, including a snow cone catch in left field foul territory. Fortunately, our bleachers are pretty small, so there was no risk of a Bartman stealing the catch, although the other team attempted to claim that I dropped it. So, I led off the next inning by dropping a homer out the left field line. Catch that.
  • My sister, California Girl, makes me laugh. Out loud. At work. Even though I'm in a veal fattening pen with tissue paper thin walls, surrounded by editors working so quietly that you could hear a moth fart. I'm still laughing.
  • Hey, sometimes this daddy blog even mentions a baby. In keeping with that occasional tradition, check this out: 3B got new kicks on Wednesday. In fact, they're his first pair of real shoes. For the Walk This Way video that I have yet to complete (real soon, I swear), I wanted vintage Adidas, black, with white stripes, but I was at work when Mama and Grammy took him shoe shopping. Instead, he got these StrideRites, which he rocks, although rumor has it that he initially reacted to them much the same way Barky does when Mama puts on his snow booties at Grammy's in the winter (I just tell him to suck it up) or when you put Scotch tape on the bottom of a cat's paws. Not that I would know how a cat would react to that.

  • Among other items I've failed to mention is the fact that Mama is now consulting part-time. The consulting part is great, keeping Mama active in her field, where she does great work, and keeping her adult vocabulary from atrophying after days full of Wheels on the Bus song marathons. The part-time part is mostly theoretical at this point, however, so she's been managing to work at least 40 hours a week while herding 3B into some semblance of safe play.
  • That brings me to another point I've failed to mention (I write a lot, but say little, don't I? I like to think of it as fun, light, airy material that won't weigh you down. I'm the cotton candy of blogs. Oops, watch for tooth decay.) aaaanyway . . . Mama's been able to keep up this crazy schedule thanks to Grammy (3B's, not Mama's), who has been visiting us for the past week. She's wonderful company to have in our house, a huge help for both of us in getting things done, and 3B loves her. Plus, Grammy will fly with 3B to his Great Grammy's house while we drive there, to eliminate one of the 12-hour drives we'd have to make with him if we drove him both ways.
  • Grammy's flight favor also allows us to stop in NYC to get me all legalized up as a marriage officiant for my best friend's wedding in May. He'll be out of town (his show is in tech in Delaware), so we'll stay with his fiancee, who we love, and not just because she makes Cosmos you could drown in and never lets our glasses empty. Well, we can't remember in the morning if that's the reason or not. And, hey, we wouldn't even have to spend the night if NYC didn't shut down for Columbus Day. Seriously? Columbus Day? We still spend a day celebrating a sailor whose navigational skill led him to believe that the Caribbean was India?
  • Speaking of weekends . . . thanks in large part to a Dallas Cowboy--one more reason not to like them, as if the other 4,713 reasons weren't enough--I'm now in the cellar of Black Belt Mama's fantasy football league. In recognition of my fall from an undefeated record in the preseason (when we play no games) to my current standing, I've updated my team logo:

  • OK, now go read something worthwhile for the next week. (Also, all of you had better write lots of funny, fascinating, intriguing posts. When I come back, it will be my last week at work and my choice will be either clicking through my feed reader or pretending to work. Ha ha ha, just kidding of course, since I know my coworkers read this. Ha ha ha. But really: funny, fascinating, and intriguing or I send over a week's worth of cow pies from Grammy's farm.)

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  1. Ok...this officially sucks. Not only are you not going to be in DC when we come through, but we'll probably pass you on the road on your way to NYC.


    Congrats on the new job! I can hardly wait to hear all about it.

  2. I second the suckishness of our missing each other. I assumed you'd go your normal route up north and not come even close to our neck of the woods. Now I read you're parking right in the jugular of our neck of the woods. Hmph.

  3. Oh, and those are some rockin' baby shoes. And cats with tape on their paws? That would make you laugh out loud in the dourest of cube farms.

  4. Anonymous10:49 PM

    I love the new logo. There was so much fun in that post. I needed that. Thanks. Have a great ride and a safe trip and don't forget to put your line-up in!

    If you can't survive without knowing the outcome, we could work out a phone call or something so I could give you the damage. Let me know.

  5. you brilliant man...'veal fattening pen'? LOVE IT. Have a wonderful time on the century and an even better time napping. I"m jealous on that.

    Barky has booties? Sweet, but the other dogs must laugh at him behind his back(side).

  6. dude: you are officially getting funnier and funnier ...

    I LOVE it.

  7. Anonymous1:13 PM

    Break a leg on the Bike ride.

    And you play sports now????

    TCB on staying fit

  8. Anonymous9:55 PM

    What?! You're coming to NYC?

  9. King: As I was walking out the door to play soccer, Mom always used to yell behind me, "Break a leg!" Your good wishes made me feel right at home. As far as whether or not I "play" any sports, that depends on how broad your definition of "play" is. "Attend and stumble through" might be a more accurate characterization of my activity.

  10. Did you seriously just knock "the boys"????

    As a Dallasite, I support the home team.

    ....although I have watched less than 10 of their games from start to finish, including Super Bowls. fact, it's probably more like less than ONE game from start to finish....