Pants on fire

Today 3B reported to Mama that, "Yesterday, I went outside and there was a car crash."

Is it OK to call a two-year-old a bald-faced liar?

Then again, tonight he reported that "Astronauts, before they go to the moon, have to get their tools."

So, he's batting .500. That does it, I'm checking him for steroids.

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